WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



the exile 2:13 Fri Oct 2
Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I'll start you off with these:

I want to see more action up front.
Is this too hard for you?
Antonio would have made a better job of that.
Felipe, the best you can hope for tonight is to come off the bench.
I need you to come inside and shoot.

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defjam 2:13 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
You cunt!

Fifth Column 2:14 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I always expect great things and end up disappointed

Dandy Lyon 2:14 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Is it too much to ask to keep a clean sheet goddamit

Side of Ham 2:14 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
GET IN!!!

Dandy Lyon 2:16 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I want 5 at the back

Sniper 2:16 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Usually stuff said by the missus to be honest

This is fucking useless, I’m glad no ones here to watch it

Do you even know what position you’re meant to be in?

It’s no good just whacking balls at my head to bounce off

Maybe if you out some effort in and gave some decent service I’d be able to finish

Golden Oldie 2:17 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Doris "Remember to take out the bins before you leave for work in the morning"
Bloke "yes dear"

Dandy Lyon 2:18 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Randolph - please stop punching it

Manuel 2:19 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I can't believe I paid good money for this cunt.

Dandy Lyon 2:22 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Lovely toss... now can we swap ends

the exile 2:22 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
What do you mean you can't keep it up?

Dandy Lyon 2:24 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I prefer when people are here to watch

the exile 2:27 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I saw it on Kevin's ipad.

Side of Ham 2:29 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
How long till you blow?

Faux Bare 2:30 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
I have a claret member.

Kelly Smunt 2:30 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
Don't piss about with it, get it in the box.

For fuck's sake, just get it up the other end.

You useless wanker!

Mr Kenzo 2:35 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
YOU DIRTY BASTARD

zico 2:37 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
That's us fucked again!

Nurse Ratched 2:49 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
"I know it's going to be really difficult to manage and a proper slog, but we have to do a Ratched"

Nurse Ratched 2:50 Fri Oct 2
Re: Things you might hear in the bedroom and on the West Ham touchline...
"Great sliding tackle, from behind..."

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